Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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