i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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