Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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