remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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