How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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