Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We were destined to go to rehab together
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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