You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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