His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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