i permit you to call me
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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