you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
