I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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