So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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