Sry I called you an 8
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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