I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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