yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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