ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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