she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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