its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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