What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
MIDGETS
????
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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