I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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