Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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