Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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