She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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