Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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