Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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