I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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