you win again, gameday.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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