i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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