when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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