Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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