That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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