Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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