I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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