haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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