I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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