Me. At least after what I've been through.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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