: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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