can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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