btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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