Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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