No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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