you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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