Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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