I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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