id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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