I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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