420 ftw
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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