Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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