who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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