That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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