Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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