what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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