You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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